Acid Rain
1 part(s) Absinthe
1 part(s) Absolut Citron Vodka
Special instructions:
mix the equal parts absinthe and Absolut Citron (you can aobstitute any absolut flavor) with 2 more parts of Snapple Rain. You'll barely taste the liqour. More importantly, your girlfriend who hates vodka won't complain about the taste. She'll probably be happy your giving her something "healthy" to drink