The Ooze
2 oz 1800 Anejo tequila
1 oz Sour Monkey apple liqueur
1 oz Absolut vodka
1 Schweppes lemon soda
1 Schweppes lemon soda
Special instructions:
This drink is a hit on a hot afternoon by the wading pool at a BBQ in the scorching Australian summer. It is strong, but goes down smoothly and will soon get you blurry. If you cannot find the prescribed soda, try Apple fanta, or Lemon Lime Solo. It is important that your drink looks like it could mutate turtles. A good Tequila is essential for smoothness, and the vodka must be at worst undetectable, at best, crisp as ice, which is why I suggest Absolut. Mix tequila, vodka and Sour Monkey in a cocktail shaker with ice. Pour a few fingers of Lime cordial into a Hurricane glass half filled with ice cubes, then strain mix from cockatial shaker over it. Fill the rest of the glass with Sueno soda (or a similar citrus based soda). The drink should now be a toxic green and smell of pure gasoline.