Burning Pine Needles

10 oz Beefeater gin

8 oz Dr. Pepper soda

1/2 oz Fleissmann's vodka

1/4 oz Admiral Nelson spiced rum

1/4 oz Mohawk triple sec

1/4 oz chocolate milk

8 oz can chocolate milk

2 L chocolate milk

1 tsp chocolate milk

1/2 tsp Red Bull energy drink

1/2 creamer

3 oz salt

1 dash lemons

2 limes

Special instructions:
There's a lot of brand names in this recipe for Burning Pine Needles, but mostly on standard liquors where any brand will do. (Although obviously the higher quality the better.) This drink is a party in your mouth; then later, a party in your pants.Combine all ingredients in a pitcher or punch bowl, mix well, and serve to guests.

Pitcher glass