Chinese Mary

1 1/2 oz vodka
3 oz sweet and sour sauce
1 dash lemon juice
1/2 tsp Worcestershire sauce
3 drops soy sauce
3 drops Tabasco sauce
1 pineapple

Make like a Bloody Mary, improvising with ingredients until you find your preferred taste and texture. Try adding extra vodka to thin out the sauce a little. When heated, this also makes a great sauce for food.